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More Rejected AWP Panels
Posted by editors on Mar 4, 2014 in Uncategorized | 0 comments
-by Allison Kirk
In the spirit of post-AWP inspiration, we’ve taken a stab at adding a few “Rejected AWP Panels” to this hilarious list from 2012 by Dan Moreau.
- Panel Etiquette: The Art of Leaving Early
- 10 Quippy Remarks to Make Yourself Unforgettable at Your Idol’s Book Signing
- An Introvert’s Guide to the Bookfair
- Random Conference Almost-Hookups: How to Keep Him/Her as a Literary Contact After Being a Tease
- Using Your Neuroticism to Build Your Author Platform
- Literary Crushes: How to Stalk Your Favorite Authors at Conferences
Allison Kirk received her Master of Fine Arts in creative writing with a focus in fiction from Fairfield University. She served as Fiction Co-Editor for Mason’s Road Literary Journal. A Louisiana native, Allison decided she wasn’t made for winter weather during her last blizzard-filled visit to Connecticut. She is currently working on her first novel, which takes place in her warmer home state.
